black and white
- person: How's school going?
- me: Good. Sometimes I get the overwhelming desire to eat glass but it usually passes without incident
what the signs taste like
Aries: moonshine
Taurus: chocolate pudding
Gemini: bubblegum
Cancer: peaches and cream
Leo: cherry schnapps
Virgo: menthol cigarettes
Libra: cotton candy
Scorpio: espresso
Sagittarius: piña colada
Capricorn: toothpaste
Aquarius: watermelon
Pisces: vanilla
THE SIGNS AS SHIT WHITE GIRLS SAY
- Aries: Fight me
- Taurus: They spelled my name wrong on my Starbucks cup
- Gemini: I can't even
- Cancer: This mayonnaise is too spicy
- Leo: I'm so gay for (insert celebrity here)
- Virgo: Buy me pizza and touch my butt
- Libra: I love Lana del Ray
- Scorpio: Do these leggings match my uggs
- Sagittarius: Same
- Capricorn: What do you mean you haven't seen Mean Girls?
- Aquarius: Nutella is bae
- Pisces: RELATIONSHIP GOALS!!11!
PINK FRIDAY VS THE PINKPRINT
- Pink Friday: Taurus, Cancer, Libra, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Pisces
- The Pinkprint: Aries, Gemini, Leo, Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn
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